No More Mills Portrait Studio presents
Your pet's giant face. Your Christmas portrait.
Remember those mall portraits with a second, enormous, see-through head floating in the corner? They're back for one night. Except this time the floating head is your dog.
Get my retro portrait, $75 + tax$40 of every portrait goes straight to Kerrville Pets Alive.
How it works
Sign up and send the face
Pay below and upload a close up of your pet. A phone photo is fine. Your pet stays home, we just need the picture.
Pose like it's 1985
Find the No More Mills Portrait Studio at the Fur Ball on Saturday, December 5. Chin on fist. Over the shoulder. Commit to the bit.
Get it by December 18
We build the floating face in post and send your portrait to your inbox. In time for Christmas cards, if you're brave.
What $75 gets you
- One retro portraitHigh-res digital file, built by hand. Not a filter. Not an app.
- $40 to the animalsEvery portrait sends $40 to Kerrville Pets Alive. Your vanity, their kibble.
- Prints if you want themOrder framed or metal prints straight from your gallery. Shipped to your door.
Just want a regular portrait? Classic portraits at the studio are still free for every guest. The floating head is the fun extra.
Lock in your portrait
Sign up now so we have your pet's photo ready before the party. Missed it? You can still sign up from your phone at the studio on December 5.
Questions people will definitely ask
Does my pet come to the Fur Ball?
Nope. Your pet stays home on the couch where they belong. We only need a good photo of their face.
I don't have a pet. Can I still do this?
Yes. Pick "A Kerrville Pets Alive adoptable" on the form and we'll float one of their adoptable animals behind you. Fair warning, you might end up adopting them.
What makes a good floating face photo?
Close up, looking at the camera, decent light. Skip the blurry ones taken mid-zoomie. If you're not sure, upload a few and we'll pick the best.
Can my own face be the floating one?
Absolutely. Choose "Me (yes, my own giant face)" and upload a close up of yourself. Bold move. We respect it.
When do I get my portrait?
By December 18, sent to the email you use on the form.
Is tax included?
Nope. Texas sales tax (8.25%) gets added at checkout, so it's $81.19 all in. The $40 to Kerrville Pets Alive doesn't change.
Can I get prints?
Yes. Your portrait comes in an online gallery where you can order prints, frames, and metal prints.
Who's taking the photos?
Gabe Rene LLC, the Kerrville studio that's been shooting the Fur Ball for years. Same people, much worse backdrops this time. On purpose.